Define Insomnia

funny or true?

What is the difference between a man and Bigfoot? One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet. What does a man call true love? A eh * This happens. Why is a man like a moped? They are both fun to ride until your friends see you with one. What is the difference between a man and a parrot? You can teach a parrot to talk nicely. What is the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital, you must show improvement to get out. What is six inches long, two inches wide and make men behave like idiots? money. What is the most effective contraceptive device for men. Their manners. What is a stupid man martini? An olive in a glass of beer. How do men define insomnia? Waking up with a few days. Why is marriend women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Oh it's all true, but we girls just love them! 10.10 * Tink xxx